Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Snow-pocalypse!

12-18 inches... on top of what was already on the ground! This is gonna be insane! Now, don't get me wrong, I love snow, especially when it is still in the process of falling and everything has just turned to white. I like the snow BEFORE it turns gray and slushy... BEFORE i have to shovel it off my driveway (and there is no way i'm gonna shovel it all off tmr.)

Anyway, there were some radio comedians saying that tonight was gonna be the end of the world. 
If so they are 39 minutes late and its still snowing strong.

Welcome to the snowpocalypse baby! 

Monday, February 8, 2010

I Can't Escape It

I try to be more than just that gay girl, but sometimes people make it hard. I open a forum to ask me any random question , something that's supposed to be fun and relieve the boredom of life. 


NO. This is what it turns into 

maybe you just haven't met the right penis yet, ever think of that?

my response :

or maybe i've just met the right vagina, ever think of that?

its not about men. it has nothing to do with men. women aren't lesbians because of men. we are lesbians because of women!
get over yourself already


C'mon people, is this really necessary? 


If, however, you do wanna ask me something productive, or something about this topic but it a more sincere manner, the link is http://www.formspring.me/shinymasochism 

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

HUZZAH!



What is it with Disney rock? How did it become so popular? These people are not mulit-talented, its all in the name recognition and stupidity of their 10 year old girl fan base. Just because someone can sing doesn't mean they can act, and vice versa. 

Take the Jonas Brothers for instance. All they have going for them are their (supposed) looks. All I hear is OMG they are so hot! I'm gonna be the next Mrs. Jonas. Um... NO! I may not be the best judge of male attractiveness, but I know for sure that these guys are not prime examples of it. 

Lame music, lame persona.... all around PHAIL? 


I mean, what ever happened to the Disney of my childhood? How could it have fallen so? To now back pathetic teen stars who they shove down everyone's throat every chance they get? 

I am saddened to see this happening.



But, FTW. I have officially defaced them! Bio (a class of sheer nothingess) was made quite epic today by my lab parter. We needed notebooks and she spent like 50 cents for 2 VERY VERY VERY marked down Jonas bros notebooks. Well, 2 sharpies and a bio class later we had 2 actually acceptable notebooks. The improvement wasn't hard to make, and it was quite fun.

So take that lame disney bands! We defy you in favor of your singing animated ancestors!   HUZZAH!