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1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you decide you were a heterosexual?
3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you may grow out of?
4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5. If you have never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
6. Do your parents know that you are straight? Do your friends and/or roommates know?
7. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
8. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
9. Why do heterosexuals feel so compelled to introduce others to their lifestyle?
10. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it safe to expose children to heterosexual teachers?
11. Just what do men and women do in bed together? How can they truly know how to please each other, being so anatomically different?
12. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships between heterosexuals?
13. Statistics show that lesbians have the lowest of sexually transmitted disease. Is it really safe for a woman to maintain a heterosexual lifestyle and run the risk of disease and pregnancy?
14. How can you expect to become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive heterosexuality?
15. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?
16. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you feel that (s)he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her own orientation?
17. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that might enable you change if you really want to. Have you ever considered aversion therapy?
18. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems (s)he would face?
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Wait...I'm confused...it's attacking people for being heterosexual and trying to make us into not-heterosexual peoples? 'Cuz 1. that's not very nice and 2. someone can't just change his/her sexual orientation. Oh and the majority of people are heterosexual, so how come it says that most of them aren't happy? I mean, just because I'm straight, doesn't mean I'm a mean conservative imbecile!
thats the point babe!
its showing how crazy the views on homosexuality are. its not attacking, its just pointing out.
And you don't just DECIDE to be heterosexual! You just ARE that way. And it's not a phase because most people are heterosexual! And I am not homophobic, and ew sleeping w/people is gross, and everyone knows I'm straight (duh) but this is acting like it's something to be ashamed of, and heterosexuals DO NOT place "so much emphasis on sex but place the same emphasis as homosexuals, and heterosexuals introducing to people their lifestyles? what? confused, and HOLY SHIT COME ON MOST TEACHERS ARE HETEROSEXUAL AND YOU CANT GO TO A FUCKING GAY SCHOOL! just because I'm straight and I'll be a high school music teacher means I'll be a child molester? I am insulted!, and i'm not going to answer 11 cuz its gross, and there are high divorce rates because people are stupid and marry people who they think they love but don't enough (and the divorce rate is the same, heterosexuals and homosexuals alike), and oh come on homosexuals and heterosexuals have the same chance of getting a std, and
Oooohhhhh, I see.
breathe ello breathe
but you rxn is exactly how homosexuals react when asked the same questions pointed at them
that is the statement this is making
that its not a choice - its who we are
Let me just say that I nearly fell out of this chair laughing at these questions. It's totally true tho, these are the types of questions aimed at the not-straight people...I just found it hilarious. You are my hero for posting these questions!
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